Monday, August 27, 2007

Rock Of Love

From the "What Could Go Wrong Here?" Department:

VH1's "Rock Of Love" reality show.

Aging 80's Hair Metal superstar, Bret Michaels, decides to try and find true love by pitting a group of substance abusing, gold digging skanks and strippers against each other, while they live a camera laden house- ensuring levels of dysfunction Dr. Phil has yet to imagine.

The girls transparent attempts to win Michael's favor include demonstrating brazen cattiness towards each other, blatant narcissism, excessive drinking, emotional breakdowns and win-at-all-costs manipulation.

Bret's mission is to find the least rotten apple in a bushel of bad ones. Unfortunately, not one of these girls is a 10 or even a 9. And mental stimulation isn't exactly their forte. Good luck, Bret.

Suddenly doesn't seem like such a bad idea.

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